wedding differences

The difference between White & Mexican weddings.


WHITES: send out invitations.
MEXICANS: send out maps.

WHITES: receive their invitations 3 months in advance.
MEXICANS: find out about the wedding 1 week before.

WHITES: have seven BridesMaids..
MEXICANS: have seven Padrinos.

WHITES: RSVP their invitation.
MEXICANS: show up with three car loads.

WHITES: go to the wedding AND the reception.
MEXICANS: just go to the reception....take the centerpieces...and decorate their house with it...

WHITES: have elegant food.
MEXICANS: have arroz, frijoles and birria.

WHITES: order the cake from a bakery.
MEXICANS: have their cake done by la señora down the street. (aka My Bakery in SF..!!)

WHITES: eat the food and cake.
MEXICANS: eat the food and cake.....that their relatives prepared..... and take some home para mañana.

WHITES: at the reception, they drink wine
MEXICANS: at the reception, they drink Coors, Budweiser. Bud Light , Bud Ice , Corona , Tecate, Pacifico, Casadores, Patron, Presidente, Jose Cuervo , Gusano's, Reposado, etc........

WHITES: relatives get drunk and pass out.
MEXICANS: get drunk, shed a few tears and start singing to Vicente Fernandez songs, fight.............then pass out. (oh yea!)

WHITES: dance at the party...................YEAH RIGHT!!!
MEXICANS: dance at the party to Norteñas, Rancheras, Reggaeton, Rap, Old School, Oldies, House, etc...............

WHITES: party ends at midnight.
MEXICANS: party ends when the COPS show up. lol

WHITES: wake up the next morning NOT WANTING another beer.
MEXICANS: wake up the next morning WANTING another beer....and menudo...

Whites: rent limos
Mexicans: borrow their cousins trucks, explorers, oldies, or whoever has the best car.

"don't get mad just got this from a mexican friend, she just want me to share it!"